In terms of strange outfits… Bjork > Lady Gaga
In terms of who makes better music… Bjork > Lady Gaga
In terms of who’s nicer to look at… Bjork > Lady Gaga.
I’ve heard people call Lady Gaga an “artist” and Bjork referred to as “that weirdo from Iceland”. No. Just…no. Without even regarding Bjork’s accomplishments as a composer, producer, actress and mentor, her musical achievements alone can bury Lady Gaga. And if you wanna talk fashion, then Bjork’s been doing the innovative, usually crazy and not-what-you’d-wear-on-a-daily-basis fashion statements long before Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta became known as Gaga.
And lastly…at 44 years of age, Bjork is still hella cute. Lady Gaga looks like a transvestite in her 30′s. I photographed Lady Gagita the other day at Fashion Week and the resemblance was just uncanny. I actually prefer Gagita over the original, come to think of it. At least I know one is ACTUALLY a transvestite and the Telephone parody gave me a few laughs.
Basically, Bjork wins at life and Lady Gaga’s a manufactured pop princess who’s made paid to wear weird things for “shock value”. And as much as I love Glee and as epic as their Theatricality episode was, I still think all the fuss about Gaga is bullshit. I just don’t buy into it.


























